Dear Person Who Gave Me A Used Sucker

as a spoke card: Thank you. I take pleasure in karma; knowing that someday soon you will be graced with some insignificant inconvenience. Perhaps it will involve sweets, like maybe you will step in some gum or sit on a piece of chocolate, so that it looks like you have a skidmark on your pants. Or maybe it won't involve sweets and someone will piss on the door handle of your car. Whatever happens, I wish I could be there to see the look on your face, that look that says, "Aaarrggh, KARMA!!!"