While researching bike shops in my new neighborhood in DC (don't worry, I looked before I signed the rent - one doesn't want to be too far, you know) I discovered this gem.
Video 2000/Rollin Cycles
Apparently, some guys who once worked at a bike co-op (much like our beloved Revolutions) decided to partner with a porn video store to open a shop in a highly trafficked neighborhood. Tubes and porn, in one place. I'll probably be going elsewhere, but, hey, it's an idea (especially considering how much of a sausagefest Thursday nights have been lately - um - always).
[edit: I can't get the photo to show up, here's a linky.